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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

Monday, September 22nd
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breakinq:

following back tons Posted 1 day ago271,591 notesreblog
amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is hilarious

now thats a good uncle
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My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.
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harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

Monday, September 22nd

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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Monday, September 22nd
baby's first words
mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Sunday, September 21st

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

Sunday, September 21st
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garden-of-vegan:

Sprouted grain English muffin topped with avocado, tomato, basil, salt and pepper.
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stormjapan:

mad-hattress:

ghdos:

whovian-all-over:

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

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