mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

Monday, May 20th

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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Extreme situations don’t change us, they reveal us. But the worst is when we can’t even see what we’ve allowed ourselves to become - or rather, we can’t see what parts of ourselves we’ve allowed to grow out of control. It can happen to anyone.
- Jay-Z (via ahorton92)
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snorlaxatives:

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THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER 

3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM

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ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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omfg

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good-morning-gorgeous:

chunknothisispatrick:

rory-clewlow:

chunknothisispatrick:

Me being Jimmy Fucking Neutron \m/

OH MY FUKING GOD THAT’S GREAT AHAH

Why does this have so many notes omfg ahahaha

why the fuck doesn’t it have more notes is the better question.
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v-acantly:

currently doing that
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inblanc:

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